AKU OFF LAGI

Haloo... Halooo...
Hari ni aku OFF....

Ialah korg korg boleh lah... weekend off
Aku weekday off... Kesian kan...

Bukannyer selalu...

Penat ni badan aku... Otot-otot ku....

Hua hua hua...

Sekarang ku ni pat rumah AUNTIE ku...
Skali tu... Tadi pagi aku bangun Bee call aku...
Dia kata dia amik half DAY tau... AUNTIE ku pun amik half day
How special I FEEL... Aku OFF korg pun amik half day...
Tahu nak spent time ngan aku kan... Hua hua hua...

Jgn JEALOUS!!!
Jadi skarang belum tahu lagi... bab belum ada PLANS...

So time check now 11:21am....
So tunggu dorg balik which is after lunch...
Pas tu gi LUNCH lah... LAPAR BEB...
Tak best lah makan rumah... BAB NARI BEE GAJI..
bab tu lah tak BEST makan rumah...
Kwang ASAM tul.. Adaker gaji dia lagi lebih dari AKU...
Cheh... Mana FAIR...

Anyways looking FORWARD for today...
Semalam lepas tgk cerita FINAL DESTINATION 3 yang
bee soo willingly bought for me from JB
teringin lah nak naik ROLLER COASTER...
Fun wah bilang lu....

Okay lah... blog pun dah lawa...
made it in tops 10 mins..
cut and paste...
chop chop...

Skarang ku nak tgk apa lagi leh buat...
while tunggu org-org kerja ni balik...

Hiya... Good Morning...
Aku pat kerja as usual.. Kat mana lagikan aku nak blog...PENAT SEY...

Harini kerja pagi..Tapi balik siang...
Tapikan hari ni pergi sendiri balik pun sendiri...Sebab bee gi JB ngan family dia...
Why wasn't I invited... for the simple reason...
I'm working...Alhamdullillah... tak yah ikut...hua hua hua

Neways....Jgn ingat aku tak pergi aku tak beli barang...Hua hua hua...
AKu dah kirim...Beli DVD 'RUMOUR HAS IT' ngan 'Final Destination 3'
Plus plus plus CIGGIES...Hehheheeheh

Nasib baik ada matair yang baik dan tercinta ni...(Eh mamat jgn OVER eh kalu senyum)

Okay dah berapa hari tak update ni...Ada cerita baru...
Me and my AUNTIE ada angan-angan baru...(actually aku ajer yg berangan sorang firstx2)
Kita nak gi amik lesen motor
So I also crita crita lah ngan AUNTIE ku ni...
Nanti aku nak naik VESPA...
Pas tu nak pakai helmet yang shape mcm 1/2 watermelon pas tu letak goggle pat atas dia...
Pas tu biler naik motor nak pakai jacket ngan shawl..
hahahha....kan dah kena ketawa ngan AUNTIE ku..
Dia kata.. ah buat lah gitu.. Hari panas-panas ia-ia-or ajer budak ni...
Kalu gitu takper... Nanti hujan aku confirm pakai nyer..

Dah lah banyak kerja ni... STRESS KEPALA GUE

BILIK AKU ADA KUMBANG

Sesungguhnyer aku sedang menyelubung di bawa selimut yang tebal....
kerana pat langsir aku ada kumbang oh...
Kumbang dia kecik tapi aku takut oh...
Bab kumbang boleh terbang.. Mana aku leh terbang...
Macam mana aku nak tangkap dia...

Hua hua hua...
Tapi jarak aku ngan kumbang tu jauh jugak lah about 1.5m away...
Siap measurement lagi... Agak-agak gitu lah...

Okay time check now 12:25pm...
Baru balik... Gi JB tadi ngan bee..
Ikut top up minyak kereta..
Nak tahu tak the best part of the entire time in and out of Malaysia...
Wanna know what it is...
Kasi clue.. Dia start dari GXXXXX....
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Dapat cui Gurkha dia lah... If you guys go by car...
Bila part nak balik part entrance of Woodland's Custom...
Bukak mata EXTRA besar to locate the GURKHA....
Because their uniform slightly different from the normal Singapore CORPSE COPS
(hehe gurau ajer JGN marah ABG POLIS)
and dorang ada tembak-tembak BESAR oh...

Kalu nasib baik... dapat tengok Gurkha yang handsome...
Tapi kalu tak average looking jer lah...

Tapi alangkah tak nasib baik... Tadi Si Abg DREBAR jalan lane lain....
Jadi tak dapat nampak GURKHA... Cheh... WASTED BEB...

Takperlah kalu ada umur yang panjang boleh kita berjumpa lagi....
Hua hua hua...

Okay lah... Signing off... NGANTUK...
Yeah ESOK OFF...

Hallo...
Kawan-kawan...
Selamat Pagi...Pat kerja ni...
Sesungguh nyer sungguh mendak @ work as usual...

Tapi best tau kerja ni...
Tak yah jalan-jalan boleh belajar bahasa Cina, Keling, French, Italian, Jepun banyak lagi lah...Pelik tau...Tapi as usual lah.. Org Cina ni selalu call... Bangsa dia kan lebih...

Tapi kan paling cute kalu dapat berbual ngan Org dari China...Kita ni dah lah susah nak faham dia berbual aper....Jadi kasi alternative lah... "Maybe you'd consider speaking to my Chinese Colleague...."Kerek pulak.. Tak nak...
Aper dia ingat aku kerja sini jadi Cikgu part time ker...

Kerja pat sini banyak Role Play...Ikut mood...
Kadang-kadang kena jadi Tuan Penasihat..
Kadang-kadang jadi psychiatrist....
Kadang-kadang jadi police women...
EH kalu nak bilang tak habis beb...Kata Customer Service...

I'm doing something I hate at first...but now ah.. I think I like it already...
Just donno why...But still if got oppurtunity if any other job paying me more....
Confirm aku lari nyer...My current pay... nak tahu... hahah.. more than $1600
Banyak eh...They are paying that much for all the misery they cause me...That's why biler aku kena mara ngan customer aku tak khairan...
Tetap aku dapat GAJI aku....JGN MARE...

<--aku BARU bangun-->

SELAMAT PAGI SINGAPURA

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Heheheeh... kan aku dah kata... Mesti dia call aku punyer..
Eh Mamat Khairul... Ko ni...
See lah dah letak special reminder dah call dah bilang pun dia call jugak....
Pagi-pagi dah kacu org nyer BEAUTY SLEEP....

Haiyoh.... but didn't care about that even an inch...
Picked up the call donno what i say he say also...
I hang up the phone... Continue my sweet journey...

Hua hua hua... Tadi sempat berbual ngan Shanaz aka FIFI aka Shaffinaz...
Lama tak jumpa dia... Miss you babe...
Eh Ayu... Ko tahu aku masih ingat lagi...
Ko feveret BOTAK aku FEVERET Ramli ngan Traffic Light...
Abih aku ingat lagi Si Haniza pun suka si Traffic Light...
Mcm maner entah nama dia baik baik Taufik tukar jadi Traffic Light...
Secret code lah konon.... Uuhhh.. handsome...

Tapi kan bila aku fikir fikir balik... Asal aku suker SI RAMLI BURGER tu...
Tak handsome langsung.... heheheheheh...wahhahahahah....
Tapi pasal dia lah aku pass 2.4km...
Itu pun kalu ko masih ingat...

Okay lah masa sekarang dah genap kul 7pm....
I'm gonna have my bath and my daily ritual of meeting my bee...
Selamat ia kawan-kawan ku....

....NASI BUNGKUS....
That's what I'm having for lunch today...
My mum had it packed for me with LONGANS....
Eh... where am I... I'm at work lah ...
Lagi tak tahu...
Tapi ESOK off...
So no MONDAY BLUES for me...hua hua hua..
Tomorrow I want to devote my entire day to my BED...
Aku nak bobok like THERE's NO TOMORROW...
Jadi dah tahu kan... esok jgn call eh..

---<@SPECIAL REMINDER TO MY BEE..@>---
Don't call me...
Cause I know you always will do disturb me from my sweet sleep..
When you already promised you won't call me..
Okay GTG

LATEST NEWS UPDATE :: LATEST NEWS UPDATE

Hua hua hua.... Just now was @my sister's boyfriend house aka APAI...

At first we were outnumbered cause everyone there MAN U FAN... Then

hahaha LIVERPOOL WON... You go CROUCH....

**Eh the referee ah the BOTAK one quite handsome ah... CUTE...

Pas tu also saw the part where Alan Smith kaki patah... Kalu tak salah...

Si Cisse tendang bola pas tu Si Alan ni nak block pas tu kena kaki dia...

Pas tu patah... Aduh.....duh...duh... Sakit beb

Bayang kan lah dorang angkat dia pat stretcher...

You know if you just lie down your feet will be pointing up RIGHT...

but he's left foot was like to the left... I mean you can position your foot to face the left

but you know your knees will follow suit...

I draw the picture so you understand... Can understand or not

So just imagine he's knees was facing up but just the

foot was facing left... Aiyoh kesian tau... Pas tu dorang repeat repeat the part dia kena tendang...

Oh poor thing baby... Aiyoh kesian seh...

Okay lah.. my baby call me GTG...

TODAY IS SATURDAY...
WHAT AM I DOING????
KERJA .. WORK...
DOES THAT RING ANY BELL...
APPARENTLY I'M WORKING...AKU KERJA BEB...
CARI DUIT... NAK BASIKAL LAH KATAKAN...
HUA HUA HUA...
BORING SEY...

WHY OF ALL DAYS OF SATURDAY SO MANY PEOPLE WITH TECHNICAL ISSUES???
Haiyoh...
It's okay... it's my job what...
I'll be pleased to entertain all your technical issues...

Just now... So sweet of my sweetheart...
He picked me up went for lunch together....
Had all the sayur's... because all the MEAT tak menyelerakan langsung...
Haizz....
Rice + telur kicap + tauge + bayam
Lame... Never mind... Good what I'm cutting down
on my DIET....
Hidup gaya sihat... Chey.. Mcm betul ajer...
Hangat-hangat TAHI AYAM lah ko ni..

Heee... Anywayzz.. tonight after work going to Apai's place(My sister's boyfriend) to go watch
MAN U VS LIVERPOOL
VS
Panas panas meletup letup...
Tak tahu lah fun ke tak eh...
But teman boypren nyer pasal....
Bukannyer aku paham aper bendernye yang dorang buat pat padang tu...
Asalkan masuk pekik GOAL ajerlah...
Dapat tengok mat hensem hensem main bola...
Uuuuuuuuu.... Sexy......
Haiz...
Tengok ajer aper .. bukan pegang per....

Agak-agak siapa menang...
Liverpool ke Man U....
Saksi kan lah....

Okay I gotta get back to work..
Otherwise org kalu nampak kata curi tulang lak...
Ciaozz..

Dinner... Superb...
Guess what...
My mum cook AYAM MASAK MERAH.... mamamia....
Sedap tak makan rugi... heheh

Just now after Bee picked me up just lepak lepak bawah blk...
Macam mat ngan minah pulak eh...
Anyways I don't care... Dah tak ada benda nak buat kan..
So lepak for a while and Bee can't wait cause new pc coming tonight...
Excited lah tu MAMAT nak pakai internet dia...
Cheh... I hari hari main internet tau...
Sampai dah tak tahu nak buat aper lagi pat internet....Eksyen lah pulak.....

I have a very interesting plan tonight I brought back all my time sheet...
So I can count exactly how much I'll get for the coming month's pay...
And believe me I do have lotsa stuff to pay for....

1st on the TOP LIST
I want to buy a bicycle...
then dah pass naik bicycle I want to take bike license...
Eh aper ketawer... Tak kelakar lah...
I've actually been taking private lessons with Bee...
Belajar naik basikal pat east coast ah...
Dah tahu naik sikit sikit...Okay aper... dari tak tahu...

But normally during lesson time... Bee just can't stop laughing and I can't stop screaming my hearts out....
Macam kena pukul bantai kalu suruh naik basikal... hahahah
Then I want to bawak VESPA...
Everybody including Bee doesn't seem to like my IDEA...
I DON'T CARE... I'm still INTO VESPA...
Somehow or rather the more people say NO... The more I purposely want it..
STRANGE....
But I'm liking the idea of RETALIATING...
KEWL...

Then I have this funny idea of painting the VESPA RED(my feveret)
and then for the seats use CAT SKIN... SEXY....
black coloured RIM..... and black tyres of course...
Can you just imagine that... A VESPA to die for.... URGGHHHH

So today what i did since not much to be done while working
talked to RUDY.. Told him how much I wanted to get a bike license...
Pas tu adeker dia ketawa kan kita...
Eh apa ingat lelaki ajer boleh naik motor ker...
Pompuan pun boleh lah...
Gi jer carpark nampak motor org... Tumpang naik kejap lah
Pas tu turun balik...**lame**

Ah cute kan VESPA ni...

Just you people wait... I'll prove you guys WRONG!!!!

I make sure ah..!!!! Hmmmmm

Wooow.... Today seems to be a very good day to work...As usual the working day goes...
1st clear all the cases in my queue...
When you go for 2 days OFFthe cases will just keep on accumulating
2nd Solve customer's technical issues
3rd When no more technical issues to pick up.... Do what I best do... ONLINE SHOPPING....
4th Count down the time to lunch time
5th Finish the last few hours of my work to reach my work target
6th Wait at the lift lobby till my BABY picks me up after he finish work...
Hehehe... Actually ah.. This was one of my dream job...I use to wonder and think ... Wah... those people who solve technical issueson phone SO CLEVER...Anything also know... That's why I took this job....So I'm the CLEVER one now... Hua hua hua....You believe me DON'T YA???

A Whole New Thing

Hmmm....
Ever since I start working...
Life starts to feel more boring and lonely...
My 7 days a week is filled up with mostly 5 working days and 2 oddly off days during the weekday....
That is why I feel the sudden urge to start blogging...
Other than my family and my best friend and lover BEE...
I seriously, seriously think I'm the most loneliest person on EARTH....
Duhh.....

Now everything in my head is WORK = MONEY
Everytime every week before my pay day...
Know what I'll do...
I'll start calculating my money and who I have to give it out too..
To my MUM is my main priority...
Mestilah kan... after all last time duit gi skolah duit gi enjoy2 dtg dari saper kan...
Dari MUMMY ku juga....
Heheheh....
SO NOW IT's PAY BACK TIME....

I feel so OLD now...
The responsibility thing now is going IN and OUT of my head...
and my MUM's been asking me when I wanna start saving up...
So as I was khayaling away last night...
I suddenly got a BRILLIANT idea ....
Next month's pay gonna be a slight boom
cause this month I only collected half my pay...
So NEXT month's pay will be 1 and a half pay plus the CNY DOUBLE PAY.....
I'm gonna start SAVING up by first opening a new account under OCBC...
and then something else struck me.... I'm finally gonna get a new hairstyle...
My current hairstyle... SUCKS...
hee hee hee.... It's time I get rid of it...
I'm gonna do curls... but this time BIG CURLS....
then I'm gonna do some highlights as well....

Can't wait... till my pay day lah...