Aaahahahaha...
You'll only LOVE it once you feel that it's GONE...
That's how I feel.. I miss Singapore..
The past 10-12 hours was my most MISERABLE...
Therefore I declare this day as the
"MOST MISERABLE SATURDAY OF THIS YEAR"
And Baba.. you don't have to rub salt to the wound ah...
Adaker dia kater, "Sara skarang jugak ko gi mandi... Asal bau macam kambing ni..."
And yes the moment I enter and step into my HOME SWEET HOME....
That was how my dad greeted me...
HOW NICE???
Aderker dia kata aku BAU KAMBING...(mmmbekk... mmmbekkk)
Okay lah korang dah excited kan nak tahu aku GI MANER...
Tak jauh... ke Seberang jer...
So kul 8 aku bangun...
Mama aku dah bising pat telinga aku..
Bab si HANTU ni(akulah) dah janji nak ikut
Mama aku, nenek-datok aku, Kak Ita aku ngan
nephew and niece aku gi JB...
Rumah pak cik aku pat
Kampung tapi RUMAH BATU and just opposite rumah si
Dangdut Singer pat Malaysia tu...yg aku dah lupa nama dia...
So nak tahu apa JADI...
Apa sebenarnya JADI...
Aiyoh... STRESS BETA...
8:00am
aku bangun
8:30am
Kak Ita amik aku dari rumah aku gi rumah atok&nenek
8:35am
Aku naik balik bab lupa nak bawak plastic APA-ENTAH-LAH yg mak aku suruh
8:45am
Lepas tu U-TURN balik dari B.Panjang bab baru realise yg PASSPORT mak aku tak ada
9:00am
Dah sampai rumah only to realise that PASSPORT ada dlm kereta kakak aku...
(Eh bukan salah aku eh... Lain org collect PASSPORT tau)
9:30am
Baru sampai Admiralty amik atok&nenek
9:45am
Semua keluar kan duit dah set lah konon nak shopping shopping...
10:00am
Stuck pat custom WOODLANDS...
10:30am
Lepas custom JB
11:15am
Sampai pat "Singgah Selalu" just opposite Danga Bay... Breakfast lah KONON
11:45am
Dah nak naik kereta .... Ah disini lah CERITA yang malang aku ni BERMULA...
Kereta KAKAK aku tak JLN...
Apalah malangnyer nasib Hyundai Santa Fe...
Beli 4D eh... SFK89D
heheh.. Kereta kakak aku mana boleh 4D..
ada 2 digit ajer... Toto ajer lah eh
Hua hua hua....
BATTERY DIA HABIS.... ARGHHH... STRESS...
So nak pendekkan cerita...
We all have to make a DECISION ah...
Still want to go Pak Long's house or NOT...
And my mum's choice was WE MUST GO...
Aduh.. At that moment.. My face turn from the letter U to letter W...
Ter-pe-le-ot lah aku...
Apa korg ingat aku suker ker...
Memang aku selfish...
Memang aku penting kan diri sendiri..
Memang pun...
Siapa leh tahan siak...
Tapi oleh kerana.. Kesian...
Kakak dan anak sedara aku semua tunggu pat kereta...
Bab their own mechanic will go and save them..
So aku dipaksa terpaksa merana continue gi Kota Tinggi...
Uek uek uek...
Aiyoh... So that 2 hour trip ona taxi.. yang kalu pat S'pore dah layak gi scrapyard tu muka aku all the way BINGGIT....
Just imagine dah lah panas... AIR-CON pun tak rasa...
Mcm BBQ pork tau....
You were no longer perspiring..
We all were SWEATING like PIGS...
Urgghh...
So betul jugak apa bapak aku kater...
Bau aku cam KAMBING....
So I shan't continue this SAD STORY of mine...
All I know is I'm now on my own sweet sweet BED..
Where there's no LALAT's LIPAS's CICAK's...
I LOVE IT...
Oh by the way... Tadi pat rumah Pak Long aku...
Kita gi tengok KUCING DIA...
Oh sungguh SIHAT..
Nama dia TOMPOK...
Hehehe... Kalu ada jodoh...
Nanti kalu aku dah TUNANG ngan BEE aku...
Aku nak bawak dia gi rumah Pak Long aku...
Gi tengok TOMPOK....(Si TOMPOK ni dia GEMUK GILER oh... TAPI lagi GEMUK lagi KIUT)
Because.. Bee ni kalu dia jumpa KUCING...
Dia nyer FEVERET....
Tapikan dia selalu namakan KUCING to Samad...
Jgn tanyer aku pun tak tahu asal...
Heheheh
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