SICK

So here I am.. Finally blogging...

Eh actually I miss blogging tau... Tapi aku sesungguhnyer, sungguh busy tak sempat pun..

Every morning aku naik ajer MRT... The first thing on my mind is to BLOG... Yes blog about how UGLY Singaporeans can be... Sama ada suka atau tak tetap aku nak kata...

1. Kalu tak mandi tolonglah jangan nak bergayut macam MONYET kat MRT tu.. Bau tahu tak...BUSUK sekali...bila korg angkat ketiak tu...

2. Aku tahu korg dah lambat... Jadi kalu tak dapat masuk tu cari pintu lain yang korg boleh masuk... Jgn lah tolak tolak aku...(Aku ni dah lah pendek mana rasanyer macam dah ditenggelamkan dengan bau-bauan hapak korg tu TAHU TAK???)especially baru ketiak korg

3. Pat pat nampak org tua kat depan jer.. Semua tup tup tup...STEP TIDUR... Asal... Tak kesian ker pat dorg... (Singapore is an aging population OKAY)

4. Lagi satu... I just donno why.. don't ask... I'm not fond of kids.. So PLEASE KEEP UR KIDS QUIET!!!! They don't have to cry okay...

Well about the kids.. That's not what exactly I mean okay...
One fine evening on my way back to work... There was this lady with a 4 year old kid in a pram... The lady look like a minah although she's wearing a tudung... because she was wearing a very tight skirt and shirt you can almost see how many layers of stomach she has....and the kid was a very troublesome one...

the FIRST time...

The kid wants a chocolate so the mum gave her one... then the kid say she doesn't want the chocolate.. so the mum took it away from her...then SHE START CRYING...I mean SCREAMING...

the SECOND time...

The kid wants her mum to open up a new chocolate and throw the old chocolate... The mum did exactly as she was told... but the kid then say she doesn't want it and then SHE START SCREAMING AGAIN!!!!

the THIRD time...

Everyone's eyes were fixed to the both of them and then the same thing happen again and she STARTS SCREAMING AGAIN... By this time everyone already had their hands on their ears... Betul aku tak bedek not exagerrating a bit pun...

Pas tu a very concerned PAK CIK... came up to the mum and said that the child is very noisy..
I shall quote ah

Pakcik: "Dek asal anak nyer asyik nangis??"

Mother(minah): "Abih awak nak saya buat aper... Dia nak nangis biarkanlah... Dia kan budak-budak"

Pakcik: "Tapi ni kan anak awak... Mesti ada caranyer untuk senyapkan dia?"

Mother(minah): "Mana saya tahu.. Kalu dia nak diam... Nanti dia diam lah!"

Pakcik:"Saya pun ada anak jugak.... Saya faham..."

Mother(minah): "Kalau awak pandai sangat awak jagalah.. Amiklah dia awak sendiri jaga"

Then at the next train stop(I think Commonwealth) this MAMAT naik train...The arrival of a 3rd party.. One STUPID mamat... Interrupted..
SUPID mamat: "Eh biarkanlah... Dia budak-budak aper... Asal nak marah-marah ni"
I swear.. lagi satu tapak GIANT tangan aku boleh sampai ke muka mamat tu tahu...
Eh mamat ko baru naik tau.. Kita semua dah rasakan budak tu menagis dari RAFFLES PLACE tau...
Then guess what the KID SCREAMED AGAIN...
ADuh... Pekak tahu tak telinga aku....and she didn't stop crying all the way to JURONG EAST... Aiyoh what a pain in the ass..

I know exactly how to treat this brat... By giving the kid a slap on the buttock... All the while the mother just ikut ajer cakap anak dia... MANA BOLEH kan.. Hmmm kalau mak aku tu.. dah lama aku kena PENAMPAR... Tak ada chan siak...
Aiyah some can argue and say... Slapping or hitting the child is not a very good thing.. Aku sayang anak aku... Mak mana tak sayang anak OI...but you can't spoil your child by giving her exactly what she wants... Hitting her with minimum power would obviously make her understand that sometimes she can't go overboard... Kasi peha nak kepala pulak....

Ah... Inilah cerita panjang aku... Nanti petang aku free aku ingat-ingat balik aku update lagi... Bab hari-hari aku naik train aku mesti gaduh ngan org... Dah jadi kebiasaan lah..
heheheh
Okay
Choaz...