WORK = BORING

Yes... Work is boring.. Especially the banking sector... WTH....

Half the time I'm snoring in my class...I have no banking experience... Somemore so cialat... tomorrow got test...

Hehehe.. and i swear I've not touch my notes ever since I got back....

Nak belajar aper... I also donno.... and counting $$Money$$ is so much more difficult now...It's not like Ahmad has $5. He give Ali $2 how much has he left? See the typical primary 2 questions... NO WAY man...

It use to be so much easier in secondary school also.... Now must count interest lah... late charges lah... telex charges lah... and more charges... Pening lah kepala.... But tgk-tgk the other seniors like so relax... after 7pm all goyang kaki... Nothing much to do... So Shiok...

Well then what makes me more happy is you don't have to deal with common people... Most of the time HSBC's clients are the upper-middle class and above... Well I'm not being biased... but still it's easier to speak to whom u understand... Comparing to my previous job... It sure is a better deal...

But only got one extra problem... Their softwares on managing their customer's database.. So difficult to navigate lah... my previous employment's software I think it's easier...

Well... I'm counting my hours... considering I just got back from home.. I won't have my 8 hours of rest... But nevermind... Sekarang jugak I wanna get back to sleep... Tomorrow is gonna be a bloody long day... Test in the morning followed by soft skill class or donno what they have in line for us lah then got bike class in the evening... See... penat rite...

TOODLES...

Happy 22nd Birthday...

Who else is getting older.... other than my sweet Bee...
Happy 22nd Birthday....

Mari ramai-ramai kita nyanyi

*Music please*
Allah selamatkan kamu...
Allah selamatkan kamu...
Allah selamatkan Ismid Ulam Raja Khairul
Allah selamatkan kamu....

Hehehe... it sounds much better with Ismid Ulam Raja right....
So wanna see what the girlfriend got for him...
Eh but actually forget to take the picture of the ring....
But wanna see the cake...
Yes made from SCRATCH...



ew.... looks like.... ehem ehem ah....

then.. then the outcome


Haven't asked Bee for this time's rating...

Then nak tengok tak how we celebrated...

22 pieces of cupcakes for the 22 years old birthday BABY!!!




See how happy the birthday baby is... Bee I love you a lot... I know while I'm blogging now you are ngorok-ing.. because you and your friends had quite a party last night... So I shan't disturb you... Love you lots...

FIRST DAY OF WORK

MY FIRST DAY OF WORK

What does it seem to you??? Do you think it's fun??

Well before I get to that part of the story.... I have a little gossip....

I have this guy friend called Mr F.... Well in the past Mr F, my Bee, my lil sis and me use to go out together and guess what Mr F was interested in my lil sis... Oh my God!!! Knowing Mr F... I will never allow to it... He's a jerk, a show off and obviously a Mr Tak Laku... ahahah... Jahat... Well I say what I like...

Lepas tu kan... Few months back, Bee saw my sister's name inside Mr F's phone.. But the number my Bee was unsure... But I doubt that my sister would go for Mr F, well for one reason Mr F is not handsome lah... and my sister's taste for guys is like really HIGH STANDARD... I can see that cause my sis's boyfriend is HANDSOME although a bit selenger.....

Then another of the same story.... instead of it being my sister it's my very bestfriend... He is such a jerk.... Well maybe because he doesn't know that my bestfriend already have a boyfriend... But still you are so making yourself a JANTAN TAK LAKU okay.... Scavenging for girls in an inappropriate manner... Had her boyfriend know you... I'm sure he's gonna give you a punch on your face... So Mr F just forget it... Your sweet words will never get you anywhere...

Okay back to my story of work... Actually there's nothing much to talk about even.. Just take it like first week of school where the lecturer wants to know everybody session and a brief intro about your subject.. That's it...

Toodles...

Today is so tiring... Am I the only one affected by the FLU.. I doubt so... Tadi was so mad at the theatre.. Ngah tengok "Over The Hedge", there was this guy one seat away from me.... I so understand if you're having the flu but hei... Stop the SNORING thing.... You can always breathe in thru your mouth if your nose is block... Don't push it....

Ah as mentioned yesterday....

Despite the funny looking hair... Do I look like a minah... TELL ME... and I wanna know the most SINCEREST answer I can get... So don't waste your time... TAG ME...

If you're asking me why I'm dressed like this... My answer.. First of all I chose the white shirt because of it's length...It really helps my body to look LONGER which is equalling to SLIMMER... Then the BELT... Was to make my hips look bigger thus making my tummy look smaller.... I find that it works... But you can still shout out your opinion....

Ah... Semua org excited kan nak tahu... Aku pun excited nak bilang.... Tadi bike lesson is so kewl.. The only not kewl thing is ME yes yes yes JATUH MOTOR 4 times... So embarrassing... The first time was my fault for not listening...

The TRAINER : "Okay everyone now... Clutch in go to gear 1 then, on throttle a bit.... SLOWLY release the clutch then your bike will move..."

nak tahu what i did... First under the thick helmet I couldn't hear anything... So what I did... I clutched in, and go to gear 1 and on the throttle and release the CLUTCH almost IMMEDIATEly and my bike turned to a HORSE and I fell... Yes everybody laugh it out... All on me...

The second time.... I falled again... because of the bloody same thing.... Eh tak masuk kepala otak betul lah eh... Weirdo... When you're under a huge amount of STRESS and your mind is so not working... This is what happens... Okay... lepas tu after an hour of the same thing... The Trainer said okay... you can go in the circuit already.... Wah... Smiling smiling smiling.... Happy.... After the third round in the circuit...

Sadly another girl fell off the bike... ahahaha.... My turn to laugh ah.... Then guess what.... I just realise that my bike is so going to hit her from the back... my mind was empty guess what I did... Aku pun jatuhkan motor jugak lah.... "My dear, there's always this thing called B-R-E-A-K"... Kesian motor tu.... So look who's laughing at who now.... All on me again... Laugh it out loud... I know you're enjoying it...

Eh tapi... Aku tak rasa malu pun biler aku jatuh... Not due to thick skin lah... Maybe because I'm telling myself... If you give up now... You'll never reach the end and you'll never proof the people who are against your idea of Ladies on bikes... See I will never give up... No matter how many times I fall down... So if any of you guys who were together with me on my first lesson are reading this... I shall never fail...

Okay enough of laughing at me... Nak tahu tak in the end I cleared the lesson.. So now I'll check with AUNTIE when she's free so we can sama-sama book the 2nd lesson.. Wohoo....

KECUH!!!

Wah been 3 busy and long days but I've been having a lot of fun....

First of all I've watched The Da Vinci Code....
While bee was so bored.. I was enjoying my time... So fun sia... It's really good...
1st There are no kids around... meaning... no monkey games while watching the movie
2nd I'm happy when Bee's bored to death... Duhh...
3rd It's so hard to prove to Bee that Jesus Christ is actually Nabi Isa.... and apparently according to sources Mariah or is it... I don't know my history well but Mariah is Nabi Isa's mom... But if Mary Magdalene is Mariah then in The Da Vinci Code Mary Magdalene is Jesus Christ wife... So i hope you get what I mean... Although I also a bit tak faham...
Nonetheless the movie still keeps my head cracking... Even till now...

Second
I went shopping and was happy that I got 2 new items for my Cupboard... That is a shirt from Dorothy Perkins and also a belt.... how kewl... Of course it's cool lawa tahu tak.... But Bee say I look funny... I've no proof now cause the picture is with Bee as the phone is with Bee.. So when I get the phone... You all shall be my witness ah...

Eh I baru teringat.... I did actually say that I'm going to post a picture of myself in tudung..That was a long time back right... Wanna see... wait ah...
























Here goes....



Third...
I just came back from JB... and we went via 2nd link... malam-malam buta wooooww.... SERAM... You know how badly attacked Singaporeans were when they're not in their homeland... Bee's Auntie did cerita kan one story about this Mat Motor and he's minah... Apparently, while they were on their way back to Singapore they were attacked by a group of Malaysia's Mat Motor.... They threw something onto the Mat Singapore's bike and he wobbled and almost fall off but nasib baik break on time so nothing happened... But after he's bike stopped they actually gang raped the girl... yes the Singapore girl kena RAPE... but God's-willing the Mat Singapore actually took responsibility for what happened... But till now the girl is so traumatised she's so afraid to face the public.... A'uudzubillahminzaliq....

So back to my story Bee actually bawa kawan kerja dia jugak... Samdi and he's wife and he's so cute 9 months old daughter... I know Bee is so happy because so kesian dia tak ada geng kereta lain... So this oppurtunity to actually go jalan-jalan with another Mat Kereta really made he's day.. I know... i can see the smirk on your face... lepas tu... dah balik... seram pulak... Samdi's wife... saw GHOST while Bee and Samdi dua dua ngah happy-happy main corner... Woooooww.... eerie....scary.....

and my LAST good news is....

Tomorrow is my 1st BIKE PRACTICAL LESSON... So people wish me luck.... I'm so afraid...and a bit excited....

Yet another GOOD NEWS early in the morning... So... what it's about... i was given 2 job offers... The HSBC one turn out GOOD and the NTUC income one as well... But I chose HSBC because the pay is the same as the Starhub's pay well actually a teeny-weeny bit higher lah... and the place is of course kat Dhoby Ghaut lah.. Wohoo... I'm starting work next week... how kewl...

Toodles

THE MONTH OF MAY

Well, I must say MAY is a good month to speak of... Many wonderful things start to happen in this month of my life...

But of the utmost important and a MUST MUST MUST thing to be boastul of is....


Okay another clue ah....

yes yes yes... Class 2B training record book... ahahaha.... Get the hint...
Don't focus on the background but the pink book.... So sweet... In pink some more... Who could have guessed right...

I have never planned on taking bike license but only after hmmm... something that I can't remember what also.. I planned on taking my bike license.... I think I better work my ass out and save up for that dream bike... hehehe Soon... and that is so happening after I get my job...

Okay as for the weekend... Me and Tuty went for our first every cycling expedition to Bukit Batok Nature Park.... and our first ever time of pumping air into our roda's so didn't work out well until this mamat helped us out with it... Aiyoh paiseh ah....



Oh don't i look so natural without make up... Well anyway how to wear make up... nanti berpeluh and so on and so forth I'll look more UGLY.... I know I haven't slimmed down and my hair i mean my fringe ahhh.... Okay that's it for today...

Toodles...

TUNA FEW-Latte

ahahaha.... Yes that's how the nyonya at Esso pronounced it...
AUNTIE : Yes, Miss got any more??
Me: Ah yes one more.. over there...
ANOTHER AUNTIE : ah here you go Miss... your TUNA FEW-LATTE....
Me: tahan-ketawa-sahaja
hehehe...

Today was one of the most fun-fun-fun day of all other days...
Hehehe... Wanna know... READ ON

So tadi at 7plus me and bee went to a park located at the WESTern side of SINGAPORE.... Before that we went to the most nearest drive-thru Mac Donalds to get some junkies for dinner... Then shiok-shiok tengah makan... Bee kata dia tengah tengok SHOW... So I was thinking where the show was and what the hell is he talking about....

So si MAKCIK KEPO ni turned around and saw a couple in school-U memotek... Aduh... sakit mata memandang...

Banyak tau passer by walk pass... There was this group of Chinese soccer guys that walked pass and said "Tak Pai-Seh ah..." ever so loudly but... dorang ni don't get the HINT lah... Alermak.... Bangla that was sitting seats away also took a closer seat to get a clearer view... Aiyoh... Malunyer... Tapi ni dua ekor still enjoying... eh.. eh.. best nyer.... So time check at that time... 7:20pm...

Then... at 8:11pm SHARP... guess who came....

2 Mr Policeman came... They got caught... They were so BUSTED.... ahahahah.... Padan muker... Buat lagi lah tak senonoh... kan dah kena tangkap... Pas tu kena soal siasat... Damn I was too far to be eaves dropping... but i LOIKE... Eh not that I enjoy other people's misery but cuba timing sikit.. it's been an hour okay... well almost an hour lah...

Shiok nyer... but hei.. it's a public place okay.... Go do it somewhere else lah... and look left and right... there are more that 2 pairs of eyes(bee & me) looking at you guys... Don't you feel embarrassed... Aduh...

Well I'm sure they learned their lesson.... Sometimes ah kids this age... yelling at them won't do any difference but kalu dah experience first hand.. Akan menjadi MEMORI... buat selama-lamanyer...

Tapikan macam maner policeman tu tahu dorg kat sana ah... nak tahu... heheh... tanyer AKU... Aku tahu...

Okay.. Lepas hal hal dunia.. Ceriter pasal aku pulak...
I've got 3 job offers...
1. HSBC bank
2. NTUC Income
3. M1
wah wah ... best nyer.. mana nak choose... 1/2/3... not sure... Still thinking...
We'll see how ah...

So today makes it the 3rd entry for the day... My blog has been pictureless for quite some time... So here goes... I kinda feel bored lah... Normally me and bee would hog on the phone like once every few hours but he seems so tired lah nowadays... thought of going out... tomorrow... to get a few things... jap jap jap.. I show you some pictures... TERKEJUT NANTI...


Seems like everything is back to square one...

Oh oh...Opps another angle.... Everything's everywhere now... So now it's time I get back to work... I think maybe tomorrow lah... and I need to get a few things for my room...

TOP OF THE SHOPPING LIST
1. Air freshner lah...
2. Frame...(Yes I need to get it nak tengok tak...... Hua hua hua... Yes Bee bought for me a bouquet of flower for our anniversary... So I'm trying to dry it up and then press it flat then frame it lah... of course... Aww.. So sweet... I love you)

Okay... That's it...

hmmm....nak tengok lain-lain gambar...


See this lantern... Ring any bell... I bought it at DAISO... cheap cheap cheap... Maybe i should visit DAISO tomorrow then to GIANT to get some more other stuff...

And this my sister bought for me... Bukan birthday gift lah.. but because there were a sale at her place.. and she thought it's cute so she bought it for me.. thank you...

Wah sempat tangkap jambu eh... So how do I look SWEET.... Oh this is the new silver coloured shirt I bought from TOPSHOP... I loike.. Try and guess aku pat maner... Where else but the... LIFT.... Going out somewhere... Okay I guess it will be just up to here... I'll try to force myself to sleep AGAIN...

Terhangat di Pasaran

TERHANGAT DI PASARAN

Phew.. done with the first interview...

Yes I'm back at home...

Penat tahu... Apa tak...kan...

I'm wearing collared long sleeve and smart black pants and plus the HEELS... Penat tahu... But interview went well.. Thanks to my work experience with Starhub... The first interview went well.. But I still have an outstanding of 2 more interviews lah... Wish me luck.. One more interview this Thursday and another one prolly tomorrow... hehehe....

If you guys can see there.. I've changed my video clip... ini bagus punyer... by KRU and Adam AF2... Must watch okay... I especially very much like Yusry's jangguts... So handsome... and the way they dress up as ladies... So catch it... you'll laugh out real loud like me...

okay... now I gotta go catch some more sleep... sebab... MENGGANTUK ni... takleh tahan... maklumlah semalam too excited to get to sleep..

Nitey nite... Toodles

SCARED

Timecheck 1:13AM....

I have exactly 9 hours and 47 mins and the many other seconds for an interview... My heart's thumping FAST FAST and going FASTER.... and I can't get to sleep... Probably the Yan-yan and Pokki I had a few hours ago and the Swenson's Ice-cream too.... I'm SCARED....

Still remember how fast your heartbeat was racing the night before your first Zoo trip you had in Primary School... How excited you were and all those mixed feelings... and how you seriously couldn't get to sleep... till your mum had to stir you a cup of hot MILO so that you can get back to sleep....Yes... That's exactly what I'm feeling too...

Only that I'm not going for an interview at the Zoo but instead another Customer Service cum Call Centre Job cum Technical Support again.... Shan't tell you what company it is.. But hei.. wish me luck... Semangat tau Beta dah beli baju tadi dari G2000 that cost me a freaking S$59... Aiyoh... I'm not sure if I'm ready to start work after being at home literally unemployed for 2 1/2 weeks that is.... But if I get to work... OMG it's going to be kewl.. cause my work place would be at Dhoby Ghaut and that's a 15 minutes walk to Bugis Market, 15 mins walk to Town and break time always turns to SHOPPING TRIPS....

Aiyoh I'm feeling a bit sick... Donno why... but after all the junk food that I gulp down today... I really don't feel too good... Maybe I should make myself some hot MILO cause my mum's asleep now... and try to force myself to sleep or watch a boring movie...

WISH ME LUCK... Toodles...

Boring

Best nyer tidur... Tadi pagi aku tolong my mummy at her shop... Whenever I think about my mum's shop... I'm always haunted with the old memories i have there... That STUPID, PERVERT OLD MAN... Last year we went to the Zoo on my birthday...

Then i saw him... I was weeping.... I can't control myself... I swear... I was so scared.... Not scared of him but instead the fear I can't describe in me... Urgghh...

From that day onwards I never make an effort to visit my mum at her work place... just to avoid that man...
Let's just drop it lah...

It makes me feel sick... So sick....

Haiz.. I was thinking what should I do tomorrow ah.. So bored... I'm thinking of getting a pair of contact lenses... the tinted ones lah... heheh...

That reminds me of a story...(Do I sould like Ah Tek from Under One Roof)heheheh... Crazy.... Well... when I was in secondary school I was always Mrs Nala's victim... She will look right into my eyes and get me to remove my lenses... So kejam... and there was one day... I lost my name tag that states my full name.... So si gatal ni pun pakai lah name tag that just say MELISSA... Terus kena tangkap...ngan si Mrs Nala tu lagi lah....

Tapi nasib baik punyer nasib baik I wasn't wearing any lenses.... Then she accuse me of lying about my name...then there goes the story of "Why you don't appreciate the name given by your parents...???" Well this thing hit the HEADLINES because... The gatal couples lah... in school the guy use the girl name tag and vice versa... Sick... But true... So kena lah lecture.... Sad but true...

Luckily minutes after my lecture and oh please be reminded it's my recess time she's taking... Then I was rescued by Mrs Poretti... Alhamdullillah... Even she had a hard time explaining till she have to take out the register book to double confirm.... Hehehehehe....

SAVED BY THE BELL....

I'm TIRED....

heheh... Asyik penat ajer... but I'm so semangat to write a LONG and DRAGGY ESSAY...

Okay so let's start with yesterday ah...

Semalam I went out with Tuty AGAIN... Wah so fun... dah dapat gaji lah org kata...

Wah pikir nak enjoy ajer eh... Biler nak kerja ni... Alah... pelan-pelan eh.... Like as soon as I graduated.. I already got a job... and yes... even before I know I pass I already got a job....

Actually I went job hunting during my exam period... Cepat kan... All thanks to my TCS teacher... and TCS is those english class... you have for Engineering Students lah... Motivated sungguh nak carik kerja after those lessons.... Pas tu dah dapat... Skarang terfikir pulak... Asal siang-siang ah carik kerja... All my other friends in school waited for another 3-6 more months before finding a new job... aku si kancheong spider ni dah dapat kerja...

Well it was all for the $$MONEY$$... Then you know how these people out there value your qualification... Actually they can't be bothered with that piece of paper you call Diploma... Everywhere you go it's about you having EXPERIENCE or CHINESE SPEAKING... I wonder...

I shan't talk about all those lah... Sebenarnyer nak ceriter pasal shopping ajer... I bought this grey top yesterday at TOPSHOP at a -10%.... That's because Bee loaned me he's TOPSHOP cum DOROTHY PERKINS cum MISS SELFRIDGE card.... But yesterday was so much more fun because the card hit it's 250 points so I got a $10 voucher.... hahahah...

Thanks to all those who have used the card... Like Faizah the other time you bought your baju from DP or Topshop i can't remember and Tuty for the many baju's also and me of course the major share holder of the card... heheheeh.... FUN...

So dengan tak sabar nyer... Me and Tuty then went to Dorothy Perkins pulak... because I desperately need a new pair of black pants because suprisingly the one I have now dah longgar... So previously I was a size 16 and now I'm a size 12... heheheheh.... 2 sizes down... My smile is from ear to ear now.... hehehe

Just kidding...

I need a size 12 because when I bought the size 16 the other time was because I thought I'll look like a minah if I were to wear tight black pants... but ended up I look stupid because the pants keep dropping... Aiyoh paiseh nyer... So I'm sticking with size 12 now... Then I also manage to get 2 G-Strings at $3 each...

Oh if you're in for a bargain at Dorothy perkins - PS Outlet they always have cheap G-Strings at $3 each or $6 each... I think it's their old pieces... Nonetheless it's a beauty... Alah bukan nyer org nampak apa ko pakai pat dalam kan.... Unless you're Superman's SISTER... Then it's another story lah.... hehehe...

Then thought I'd drop by This Fashion close to PS the 2 storey one... But didn't catch what I like... Cause they all come in baby sizes... For me it's always my butt's too big for the pants or my boobs and arms are too big for the shirts... Or how shall I put it... I'm just too big for all them clothes... I feel FAT now... or am I... Oh please don't tell that to my face...

Okay so what else... Then we went to Bugis Topshop pulak... Wah they have a lot of different designs here and there lah... Different outlets different pieces... So I got a red racer back shirt... but still thinking what to wear it with.... and that was just for $13...

Wah many-many money ah... this girl... But hei I fully utilise the card okay.... So I got it all at cheap prices... I'm proud of myself....heheh...

Okay cerita pasal niari pulak... Bee's been nagging me that he wants a diamond ring for himself... and he was thinking maybe I should get it for he's Birthday which is 26 days from today... So I finally bought it for him.... and now I can see 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 holes in my pants and still counting.... Yes and I shan't tell you how much it is...

Yes Tuty if you're reading... I finally bought him that diamond ring... oh well maybe we girls should also pamper guys the way they do.... and that is ONCE IN A WHILE okay....

Wah... End of all the writings... Toodles...

Hi Tuty, sorry about today... After I met my boyfriend earlier on I forgot to reply to your message.. Anyways... it's my anniversary with my boyfriend... (Anyone care to wish me Happy Anniversary)heheheh....

Hallo Faizah.... Hehehhe... of course aku nyer blog lawa... So cute... I'm using Adobe Photoshop CS2... but I only know how to use the basic function... pakai brush and alter the image that's it.... Lame huh???

Okay... So today I go teman-ing my boyfriend to get he's Brazil jersey and a pair of 3/4pants... and that's a picture of me wearing a LIVERPOOL cap.... Don't I look aweful... I look aweful just a little right....


Anyways today's been a long day... I'm kinda tired.. Will update more yeah...
Nite-nite peepzz....