Long-long-long WEEKEND

A-LONG-LONG-LONG WEEKEND

Phew... I'm finally back.. eh time check 9:43pm only what... Yeah... but I'm so tired...
Last evening... I met my one-&-only best friend Tuty... Oh.. Who else kan!!! So we sat at the cafe which is close to the entrance of Wisma... It's been like so long we've not met.. So we've a lot of stories to exchange... So cool... Then dah malam gitu Bee picked us up and treat us to DINNER... Wah sedap sey... Duhh... it's free...(hee hee Do I sound cheap??? so cheapo...)
and... I have 1000001 pictures I like to share.. tapi... let's just limit it to a few... bab kalu tak kan... my blog will take hours to load.. I know... So just be happy.... nak tengok tak....

Oh and our bangs... It's just coincidental.. We didn't plan it.. As I say the last time i met her was in January I think...

Okay... So today... was so FUN... We had a picnic... I think a get-2-know session... I'm now officially introducing my boyfriend to my mum... but only... I don't wanna tell my mum we're serious about each other... heehh heheh or are we???

Anyways... the picnic was so KELAKAR... banyak ketawer ajer... and Miss Hell is lucky I didn't grab a picture of me and her on the bicycle... otherwise... she'll be so embarrassed...

So we decided to get a double-bike as she wants to learn how to ride a bike... Tapi kankankan... SERAM tau naik basikal tu ngan dia.... So actually I was sitting at the front.... tapi kan... I-oh-so-swear... She main-main ngan handle pat belakang ngan her body tak balance langsung pat basikal tu.... and half the time... SHE WASN't CYCLING... and the funny thing is while going down slope she wants to cycle... Duh... and because of that.. I was inches away from having a broken NOSE.... because our basikal langgar POKOK.... Oh so embarrased... Okay-okay I'm to be blame too right... I don't deny it... PAISEH LAH.....

heheeh and so... let me present the photos we took... You're sure to enjoy...
On the way there....
Aku happy-happy...
my grannie, me, aunt and mum
me and that old lady in the wheel chair is my SISTER... my younger sister to be exact...

Dear Bee,

Sometimes I know I don't really tell you how much I appreciate you.... But you're the nicest boyfriend I've ever had... Love ya lots...

Melissa>

THE RED CAR

---THE RED CAR---

My Story begins at 9pm....

Tadi when Bee met me, he bought me a big Lays BBQ Potato Chips and also 3 sets of 3 Ferrero Roche... and that puts a smile on my face... hua hua hua... So he actually picked me up at AUNTIE's place... I actually wanted to go to JB... See if got anymore VCD I can watch to relief me of my BOREDOM.... But then tak jadi... cos Bee takut jam and it was quite late oready lah..

So we decided to go to West Coast instead... Masuk ajer carpark we saw a RED CAR.... The red car was so lucky I didn't see their plate no... Otherwise hehehehe.... U'll never know what I'm up to ah... heheeh... So dlm kereta tu ada this lady in tudung driving and maybe the partner lah duduk sebelah dia... Well what caught my eye was 1st RED's my colour, then 2nd after they park the car dorang tak turun pun dari kereta tu... Pelik-kan...kan..kan...

So well I find it rather strange ah... West Coast tu gelap-gelita tau... Tempat main swing-swing pun tak ada lampu.. Jadi.. me being the freak tak nak ah gi situ so instead kita lepak-lepak jerlah... Sempat amik gambar eh... See what I really mean you it's really dark... Nasib baik N70 ada flash.. otherwise you would only see a black rectangle there.. hua hua hua

So anyways lepas dah lepak-lepak ngan Bee... terus tu kita nak balik... So Bee is kepo dan aku si kepo jugak pun check check ah.. Aku dah tak nampak kereta tu.. Tapi Bee kata ada kereta tu.. So Chui punyer Chui nampak kereta merah tu tapi tengok dari depan kan kan kan tak ada org.. Sekali lepas tu bee lalu pass kereta dia kan kan kan... ARgghhh.... This is what I would call MINAH TUDUNG... I was very sure dorang kan kan kan tgh play-play lah...

Aiyoh.. The car was bouncing up and down up and down... and what makes it so much much more obvious was her tudung lah yellow colour some more okay... I mean obviously the minah tudung was on top of the guy right... Okay okay.... I'm not some kind of a pervert okay... I don't get sexually aroused also by seeing the car bounce ah... But WTH... hahahah... So funny...

Eh next time don't do it there anymore okay... We can see you... You're EXPOSED....

PENAT

Okay... pat rumah ni sekarang...

Anyways..everybody now sibuk bincang pasal aku...

Bab aku now jobless again... but hey...aku make an effort to cari kerja what...

Heheheh guess what tadi Miss Hell belanjer makan SWENSON u... mana nak dapat... kan kan kan kengkawan...

Okay so good news lah kan... pat tengah makan ada org call... it's about my new job...

I'm sure my mum hates it... My sister will think I'm crazy... My Aunt is okay about it... Pasal AUNTIE lah aku decide untuk apply for this job... cepat pulak tu diorang reply... Apply last Sunday night and reply this Tuesday... Hehehe... kerja ni belum dapat so masih SECRET lagik... But I'm still open to more jobs... I'm not focusing on one only... I haven't made up my choice... Tapi kerja yang aku mungkin dapat ni ada SPECIAL sikit....

Tapi rasa nyer macam boleh dapat lah... Bab dorang kata... Are you serious about the job... and I say, " Yes, yes ..." and then they say "If yes, we will see if there's any vacancy in any of the branches close to your place... we will inform you..."

heheheh... HAPPY AKU.....

So I shall just wait and see what they have for me...

BILIK AKU WANGI!!!

-----<@THE MAID@>-----

Hallo... Wah... Semangat giler ni... Bilek aku macam HEAVEN... ehheheh... PERASAAN BETUL EH.... Tak caya mari tengok... The before and afters.... Mesti terkejut nyer... Dah BERSIH....

The rolled up thing on my bed is my sejadah and telekong...just incase you guys start thinking why this crazy girl puts her carpet on her bed... My laundry basket will always be full of my baju's... I believe in changing EVERYDAY regardless of innerwear or outerwear.... heheh...
and then... Wah see Winnie the Pooh aku pun dah senyum balik... Tadi sedih ajer bab kotor...

Eh this is not all ah...

ah... sekarang kipas aku dah rasa macam AIR-CON... takleh angkat...grrr... SEJUK....

Best eh main kemas-kemas... Ah... lupa nak bilang.... Mak aku kan baru employ MAID PHILIPINO kemas bilik aku... Thanks to the MAID... nak tahu siapa tak...

eheheh... dah tahu dah siapa kan.. AKULAH... kwang-kwang-kwang...

Tadaa... Thanks Faizah aku tahu blog aku JAMBU... mcm aku kan... hua hua hua...

Yes yes yes skarang aku masih jugak tgh tengok ceriter "Main-Main Cinta"
Pelik being Singaporeans, not many like malay MOVIES... Tell me about it.. I LOIKE...
Pat Singapore ni kan susah eh nak cari Malay LOCAL MOVIES... I really think we should have it... BEST TAU... Ialah ada yang tak best tapi ada yang best GILER... AKU SUKER....

So romantik... Not many guys nowadays will do such stuff for their girlfriend ah... Biler cakap ajer suruh romantik sikit ajer... Nanti dorang kater..."U ingat I Mat Jiwang eh..." atau they will say "EEeee tak nak ah GELI lah I..." Ialah over over pun disgusting kan.. tapi sekali-sekala BEST TAu... Terharu...

Okay nak ceriter ni.. Tadi pagi-pagi ikut my mum gi Masjid An-Nur... Wah punyer RAMAI org.... MERIAH SUNGGUH eh... This month kan Birthday NABI... So selalu ada acara lah.. 2 weeks back pun aku ada jugak gi EXPO ada zikir... Tapi best EXPO sejuk ada aircon... Tapi pat masjid An-Nur tak selesa sikit tapi BEST sikit dari pat EXPO bab:-
1. Uztaz yang zikir tu suara dia SEDAP...mcm ala-ala HINDUSTAN...
2. Boy-Band Muslim VERSION Al-Junied pun ada...(lead singer dia handsome... Astargfirullah)
3. Kekadang tgk makcik-makcik punyer kekancong-an ni KELAKAR GILER....

Okay get ready.. Aku start ceriter ni...
Masa kat Masjid tu ada makcik ni dia duduk sebelah aku... Mcm baik... First-first dia pelawa aku makan guler-guler.... Tapi pai-seh aku tak amik... Pas tu dia pass-pass-pass pat org lain guler-guler tu tak datang balik lak.. Kesian dia... Bukan rezeki dia kan apa nak buat... Sekali dia angkat tangan dia... Aduh boleh terperanjat tgk GELANG JURAI dia... Fuyoo... Seram...

Perompak nampak mesti tangan dia kena POTONG... Pas tu i thought that was all kan... Sekali dia senyum...*BLING*BLING*... First first vision aku blur sikit... So chui betul-betul.. Eh eh.. ialah dia nyer gigi RABBIT GOLD lah... Fuyoohh.... Seram beb... Apa ni...

Teringat aku sebelum gi masjid pun mak aku suruh pakai GOLD tau... Adaker aku di suruh pakai GOLD.... cheh... heheh aku dah amik gambar aku pakai tudung... nanti aku letak sini eh... Kasi korg tengok.. Dah.. aku penat ni nak BOBOK...

IT was just inches away from being killed....
My mum was just seconds away from being a killer... and me the accomplice...

We were equipped with a broom, shieldtox and vacuum....
I suppose you know what 'IT' is right...
In malay it starts with 'C' and in English it starts with 'L'....

When I saw it... I have goosebumps all over me... I will go crazy like anytime...
But luckily... my mum was the saviour... Ahhhh... I feel so relieved..
Lepas ajer benda tu dah kena halau... Aku pun apa lagi siap semua aku kemas lah...
Siap kena perli lagi..."Kalau benda tu tak masuk bilik ko, lagi tu lah ko tak kemas..."

Haiyoh... I really like my room to be simple and easy... If only I can have a walk-in wardrobe... Everything would be solved... I have tonnes of clothes that can last me a lifetime... But it's never enough...Right girls????

So most of the time I'll have my clothes on my bed my undies and bras would be hanging on my bed's stand.... and many more.... It's always easy access... I just can't work if the place is too clean or too messy... Heheheh....

Hehehe... Nasib baik i don't have to share a room... If I have to share a room... The place will never be enough to keep all my nonsense... Hua hua hua...

Ans:Cicak/Lizard

MY BIKE

hua hua hua....

Coming soon....

Yes Yes Yes...

Semalam dah confirm ngan AUNTIE and Miss-Hell pun nak amik jugak.... Arggh... Best... Siap plan semua kalu dah pass nak buat cutting sendiri.. Eh eh perasaan betul.... hehehe.. Pas tu ada lagi... berangan by this year raya nak beli motor pas tu jalan raya naik motor... KWANG KWANG KWANG.... Tak leh angkat... I better save up...

So yesterday was a long day...

Pagi-pagi Bee dah call kita gi jln-jln cari kedai kereta lagi... What else right...??? hehehe.... Pas tu dah gi round-round-round tak jumper aper-aper pun...

Pas tu kita gi Causeway Point makan SEOUL GARDEN...

Aiyoh Bee... Dah bayar mahal-mahal kena makan banyak-banyak... But bee ni tak reti ah... So was no fun at all.. Aku belum lagi kenyang... Tapi Bee dah kenyang... So nak makan kalu tak ada geng pun tak best.. Jadi balik lah...

After Bee sent me back lepak ngan Miss-Hell ngan AUNTIE... Semangat nak gi amik lesen kereta lah katakan... Dah check-check harga dia kan... And we found out that if we take all the lessons with no hiccups the total cost would only be $300++... Murah kan... But then again.... I'm sure there'll be a few hiccups... So estimate about somewhere less than a $1000... Should be able to PASS... Yeah yeah.... Excited Beta...

But this is still a secret to my MUM & DAD... They should not know SHIT about what I'm doing... Helmet nanti ku pinjam Bee nyer helmet... Eh tak tak tak... Bee dulu bawak MOTOR skarang bawa KERETA... Dia nyer standard dah UP sikit... Best tau smalam dia cerita-cerita lesson motor ni semua... hehehe...

Arghh tak sabar... At last...

8 BELOW

I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS MOVIE!!!!

YES I AM!!!

Haiyoh... For me who seriously don't believe in true and royal friends... I seriously take my cap off for this MOVIE.. It is so so so so GOOD...

I say 10 upon 10 for this MOVIE...

It's so GOOD... I secretly weeped while watching it... Wow you see sometimes animals show us what friendship really means... They are so united and so cute....

But can anyone tell me... Why are we as in general Muslims.. not allowed to touch dogs??? Eh before you go telling me they are NAJIS... I already know okay... But seriously... behind all these YES and NO's there's always a reason to it kan...

So aper reason dia... Aper story dia... I am so dead curious... Urghh... (Okay SORRY maybe I not very UGAMA type... But I know my DO's and DON'Ts... Although I know little...but... you'll never believe me when I say....)

Back to the story...

Tapi cute tau... They are so UNITED... When one of them died they too like humans feel sad... See... They have feelings too.. and they ACT so well... They should get a nomination too ah... The BEST ACTING ANIMAL... These SLED DOGS ah or even other BREEDS are so CLEVER.. Dengar cakap...

Ah... cuba ko cakap sikit ngan KUCING ko SIT... Dia tgk ko.... Confirm dia kata ko GILER... Hehehe... but they are so EXCUSED due to the CUTENESS factor in them... Kalu pasal ko tak CUTE dah lama aku baling selipar aku...

If only I have a well-trained CAT... It'd be so much FUN!!! Bestkan...

I'll then call my CAT Maya... After the Dog from Eight Below... By the way... I'm not literally saying I LOVE DOGS... I'm just saying their COURAGE, BELIEVES, DETERMINATION, STRENGTH, LEADERSHIP, TEAMWORK and FEELINGS are something we should all look up to...

If all of them think that it's the end of the world, just like one of them did.. I think it was OLD JACK.... Then.. they would all have died.. But... they didn't... So you see... Whatever that you face in the world... will always come with a solution... But the journey to that solution... will teach you many new things and may hurt you sometime... SAD but TRUE...

----------Life is like a ROLLERCOASTER-------------

SICK

So here I am.. Finally blogging...

Eh actually I miss blogging tau... Tapi aku sesungguhnyer, sungguh busy tak sempat pun..

Every morning aku naik ajer MRT... The first thing on my mind is to BLOG... Yes blog about how UGLY Singaporeans can be... Sama ada suka atau tak tetap aku nak kata...

1. Kalu tak mandi tolonglah jangan nak bergayut macam MONYET kat MRT tu.. Bau tahu tak...BUSUK sekali...bila korg angkat ketiak tu...

2. Aku tahu korg dah lambat... Jadi kalu tak dapat masuk tu cari pintu lain yang korg boleh masuk... Jgn lah tolak tolak aku...(Aku ni dah lah pendek mana rasanyer macam dah ditenggelamkan dengan bau-bauan hapak korg tu TAHU TAK???)especially baru ketiak korg

3. Pat pat nampak org tua kat depan jer.. Semua tup tup tup...STEP TIDUR... Asal... Tak kesian ker pat dorg... (Singapore is an aging population OKAY)

4. Lagi satu... I just donno why.. don't ask... I'm not fond of kids.. So PLEASE KEEP UR KIDS QUIET!!!! They don't have to cry okay...

Well about the kids.. That's not what exactly I mean okay...
One fine evening on my way back to work... There was this lady with a 4 year old kid in a pram... The lady look like a minah although she's wearing a tudung... because she was wearing a very tight skirt and shirt you can almost see how many layers of stomach she has....and the kid was a very troublesome one...

the FIRST time...

The kid wants a chocolate so the mum gave her one... then the kid say she doesn't want the chocolate.. so the mum took it away from her...then SHE START CRYING...I mean SCREAMING...

the SECOND time...

The kid wants her mum to open up a new chocolate and throw the old chocolate... The mum did exactly as she was told... but the kid then say she doesn't want it and then SHE START SCREAMING AGAIN!!!!

the THIRD time...

Everyone's eyes were fixed to the both of them and then the same thing happen again and she STARTS SCREAMING AGAIN... By this time everyone already had their hands on their ears... Betul aku tak bedek not exagerrating a bit pun...

Pas tu a very concerned PAK CIK... came up to the mum and said that the child is very noisy..
I shall quote ah

Pakcik: "Dek asal anak nyer asyik nangis??"

Mother(minah): "Abih awak nak saya buat aper... Dia nak nangis biarkanlah... Dia kan budak-budak"

Pakcik: "Tapi ni kan anak awak... Mesti ada caranyer untuk senyapkan dia?"

Mother(minah): "Mana saya tahu.. Kalu dia nak diam... Nanti dia diam lah!"

Pakcik:"Saya pun ada anak jugak.... Saya faham..."

Mother(minah): "Kalau awak pandai sangat awak jagalah.. Amiklah dia awak sendiri jaga"

Then at the next train stop(I think Commonwealth) this MAMAT naik train...The arrival of a 3rd party.. One STUPID mamat... Interrupted..
SUPID mamat: "Eh biarkanlah... Dia budak-budak aper... Asal nak marah-marah ni"
I swear.. lagi satu tapak GIANT tangan aku boleh sampai ke muka mamat tu tahu...
Eh mamat ko baru naik tau.. Kita semua dah rasakan budak tu menagis dari RAFFLES PLACE tau...
Then guess what the KID SCREAMED AGAIN...
ADuh... Pekak tahu tak telinga aku....and she didn't stop crying all the way to JURONG EAST... Aiyoh what a pain in the ass..

I know exactly how to treat this brat... By giving the kid a slap on the buttock... All the while the mother just ikut ajer cakap anak dia... MANA BOLEH kan.. Hmmm kalau mak aku tu.. dah lama aku kena PENAMPAR... Tak ada chan siak...
Aiyah some can argue and say... Slapping or hitting the child is not a very good thing.. Aku sayang anak aku... Mak mana tak sayang anak OI...but you can't spoil your child by giving her exactly what she wants... Hitting her with minimum power would obviously make her understand that sometimes she can't go overboard... Kasi peha nak kepala pulak....

Ah... Inilah cerita panjang aku... Nanti petang aku free aku ingat-ingat balik aku update lagi... Bab hari-hari aku naik train aku mesti gaduh ngan org... Dah jadi kebiasaan lah..
heheheh
Okay
Choaz...